lazy enough to cheat

I'm wondering if it's possible to be too lazy. But, that makes my head hurt because it takes too much effort to wonder that. It's like thinking about what was around before the universe. Oww!

So, I've been playing a lot of XBox lately. I bought a game called Saints Row. It's a bit like Grand Theft Auto; lots of mayhem, cursing, bludgeoning of prostitutes and the like. I've also used cheat codes to get through some of the missions. Is that lazy? I hope to god it is!

so how is lazy defined?

I'm too lazy to actually look it up, but I've been thinking about it lately. A lot. For me, being lazy is not thinking. If I'm forced to think, then it needs to be as little as possible. I have to confess that the whole abbreviation thing -- while I think it was at least somewhat amusing -- actually required a lot of thought and, therefore, a lot of effort on my part.

Those who know me know that while I'm exceptionally easygoing (i.e. lazy) about almost everything, I'm very particular about grammar and spelling. I actually don't normally use abbreviations and I've found it taxing to concentrate on how to use them in this blog.

So, from now on, I will write in a manner that requires very little thought -- and effort -- for me: without abbreviations.

haters aren't lazy.

i guess that's y i'm not 1. i've been reading these comments & i have 2 think of a response, but that'll take a while. i have an xbox 360 now and i found that it's not like work 2 sit and play games

if i'm so lazy

why this blog? well, the thing is, when u enjoy something, it cancels out the need/want/desire 2 be lazy. i happen 2 enjoy writing about being lazy. i'm sure u've noticed the blog entries r short. that's b/c even tho i enjoy writing, i am -- above all -- lazy.

i have 2 work.

i don't like it. it's anti-laziness. my bosses don't realize i'm lazy b/c i do my job. i do my job b/c i need my job. some things @ work have deadlines. some don't. the 1s w/ deadlines get done. the 1s w/o deadlines get done only when some1 asks about them.

i'm lazy

ne1 who knows me knows that. they most likely didn't realize it @ 1st, and some of them might not have relized it until i told them. (& i freely admit 2 my laziness). now i know that seems strange. the thing is i only do things when they have to be done. @ work that gives the illusion that i'm not lazy. 2 be sure: i'm def. lazy. i'm most def. not stupid.